im cute as shit #stockinganarchy #metrocon #pantyandstocking
raptorific:

deonte-s:

i hate that i want you

DON’T BUY THESE. 
I made that mistake. I was once like you. I thought “these are probably like mozzarella sticks, except with melty american cheese instead of mozzarella and dorito dust instead of regular bread crumbs.”
I was wrong. So wrong. The cheese wasn’t melty, as shown. It wasn’t even cheese. It had the texture of play-doh and the flavor of despair. It tasted like someone had described cheese to someone who had never heard of it, and they gave it their best shot and just went “yikes, I’m really sorry, guy.”
While the cheese pictured in the image above is gooey and melty and looks delicious, the cheese in the actual product i like they took just the congealed film off the top of nacho cheese and, sun-baked it until it was completely dried out, and then jammed it into this triangular abomination. 
Which brings me to the dorito dust crusting. You would think that something so like a dorito would deliver the satisfaction of a dorito. You would be wrong. It tastes like someone used regular bread crumbs but sprayed the hell out of them with dorito-scented axe body spray, then dipped it in orange food coloring for the full effect. 
I bought this thinking “what’s the worst that can happen?” The worst that can happen, as it turns out, is that the people at 7-11 exchanged my money for four of these triangular monstrosities. Up until the second I bit down, I thought there was a chance for this to be good.
If you want to eat something roughly cheese-flavor with the consistency of a stale marshmallow rolled in the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of doritos you found in your backpack but can’t quite remember when you bought it, by all means, “load up” on the Doritos Loaded sorrow triangles. 
However, if you love yourself and think life is for the living, avoid these at all costs. They are anti-life, and left unchecked, will consume all that is good and happy in this and all possible universes. 

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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meet the blogger

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  • name: lina
  • eye color: hazel
  • hair style/color: its black and blue and i have an undercut ya
  • height: 5’6”
  • clothing style: shorts and hoodies 
  • best physical feature: my lips i guess?? that or my hands theyre both nice

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

  • your fears: heights, dark spaces, small spaces, finding out that none of my friends really care and they’ve hated me all along 
  • your guilty pleasure: romcoms/romance animes
  • ambitions for the future: i want to be an editor like my dream is like editing feminist magazines or st but idk editing in general is what i want

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • your first thoughts waking up: when did my blanket get on the floor
  • what you think about most: shrek
  • what you think about before bed: all the anime i could be watching if i didnt have to sleep
  • you think your best quality is: i think its that im somewhat a caring person? idk

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  • single or group dates: single dates
  • to be loved or respected: whoa so if im respected im not loved and if im loved i cant get respect???? what kind of bullshit is that
  • beauty or brains: why not both
  • dogs or cats: cats

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.

  • lie: yes
  • believe in yourself: sometimes
  • believe in love: ya
  • want someone: someone in general ya but no one specific atm

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  • been on stage: yes
  • done drugs: ye i guess
  • changed who you were to fit in: yes

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  • favorite color: green
  • favorite animal: bats
  • favorite movie: legally blonde/shrek/etc
  • favourite game: assassins creed black flag weeps 

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

  • day your next birthday will be: wednesday august 6
  • how old will you be: 17 (wtf)